Can I have like a breather test for my Tumblr? Really shouldn’t drunk blog.

If you ever feel down, just remember that Dream Theater exist.

Not just because they are incredible musicians and love the phenomenal music they produce, but also - and more importantly - they create music FOR the fans like you and me who enjoy their genius.

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Periphery are just one of those perfect bands.

HELLO It’s one of those nights where my girlfriend isn’t here to distract me from my nightly tumbling.

This is probably a good thing normally but whatever. Furthermore I’m entirely battered.

Point #1: Xbox One - I think it looks pretty awesome. I’m an Xbox lad, I will definitely be buying it, perhaps after the price comes down a decent amount. It really looks like (I admit I know f-all about the PS4) Microsoft are going for the ‘centre of the living room’ idea - great from a business and utility perspective

Point #2: UKIP - Come on, they’re all - as we’ve heard - “swivel-eyed loons.” Seriously. Leave the EU? INSANE! What is wrong with you? The EU accounts for £2.3bn of UK international trade, a good 10% of the UK’s GDP (btw, that is a large fucking amount). Seriously, I don’t care what the non-binding referendum says, the EU is good for us (as is immigration but that’s a different argument for a different day)

Point #3: Music? Opinions? What? Great things come in ‘threes’ so I couldn’t just write this with two. This is entirely my opinion, I understand that half of my followers (mostly Mass Effect peeps) won’t listen to similar music that I do, and I entirely understand and respect that shit. POINT IS, if you’re a metal fan, or even a fan of prog/rock, you will really enjoy the new TesseracT album. It’s incredible, there aren’t words to describe how fucking kickass it is. I know that in 40 years time it won’t enjoy the same unilateral respect that, say, Dark Side of the Moon, has, but it absolutely deserves the same recognition.

And thus concludes your very rare opinion piece from Metropolis-Vanguard

porkcore replied to your post: porkcore replied to your post: I am so smashed….

D’aaaawww :3 If I had a vagina I would let you touch it.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or get 12 erections…

Holy cock I have work in 8 hours time, need to hit the hay.

I can’t be hanging first day on the job…

porkcore replied to your post: I am so smashed. Send help.

This might help *unzips jeans*

Afraid I’m into girls mate… If only you had a pair and/or a vag, I would love them so hard ‘cause you’re a fucking awesome bloke/potential lady.

I am so smashed. Send help.

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New Xbox = Sports
Sports Only
All of the Sports
Call of Sports